Skipper Dhoni and his men 'can't stand for 15 minutes'

A report [1] in Australia's Sydney Morning Herald has targeted Team India and their inability to spend to spending 'a full 15 minutes on their feet'.

The report, pointing at Team India's anger when they were asked to wait for '15 minutes' outside Aussie PM Julia Gillard's office, is the latest jab at the disastrous tour we're having in the country.

Earlier today, a Skipper Dhoni shot out at his batsmen and bowlers in equal measure for the humiliating loss in the second Test but struggled to explain as to why plans made in the dressing room were simply falling apart on the field.

After the 122-run loss in the opening match in Melbourne, India were throughly humbled by an innings and 68 runs in the Test here today. Adding to the humiliation was the fact that both the losses came within four days of play.

"If you see the last two series, our performance in England and now here, we didn't put enough runs on the board. It's important to take 20 wickets but you also need the cushion of extra runs," said a fazed Indian captain.

Somebody get the man some water.